Cat Tax
My official contribution to the internet: a little civic duty in cat form.
Rook, AKA "The Dude," is the oldest and he doesn't have a tail. He knows he's a good looking cat and he acts like it.
Mulder, AKA "Mo" or "Muldy," is a true scaredy cat and is convinced there's a conspiracy behind every closed door.
Jinx, AKA "Baby J" or "Jinxy," is a part-time goblin.